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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 10:50
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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The Switch 2’s promising start hides an uncertain future - The Verge
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
‘Elio’ Is A Box Office Disaster, Pixar’s Lowest Opening Of All Time - Cartoon Brew
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Then came..
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do you like Justin Trudeau when he's hated in Canada?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Sex advice: I'm finally ready to enter my promiscuity era. But there's a catch. - Slate Magazine
No way
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Justin Bieber talks 'anger issues,' says he's 'broken' in emotional Instagram post - ABC News
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Astronomers discover new evidence of intermediate-mass black holes - Phys.org